This was a bit of a late one for me as I only decided a few days before to go. It was also a first as I have never been to a pre season friendly.

Anyway we got the 8 O’clock train from Norwich and the amount of beer the Yarmouth Yellows had brought for the trip was legendary. The BDC had some lovely coffee by the way.

Now I know I keep going on a bit about clobber we wear for footy but being an 80s Casual its important to me.

It is at this point I think it is worthy of a note about our two fashion legends Nobby Nightmare and Glenn Porno Smith.

What the fuck is going on with these two. Ok Nobby tried, he had a decent Fred Perry Polo on but then what the fuck!!

He was wearing a pair of shite cargo shorts with paint splashes all over them. Not only that what were those trainers he was wearing.

He looked like he was about to go rock climbing.

Onto Glen well what can I say, you have to give him credit because he must go shopping for ages to find the worst possible shop that sells the

 worst possible clothes. The T-shirt was …well I'm lost for words and the yellow trousers I needn’t say anymore.

Anyway off we went with Smothy looking ill from the night before and the others getting on the beers. 2 hours later we were in London.

Lofty, Goff and Tretty dropped their bags off as they were staying overnight for the OASIS concert the next day then we made the long walk to London Bridge.

Nobby and Glen took it in turns carrying a cool box full of beer. Crossing London Bridge there was some sort of fete on with loads of ancient

 crafts and skills. Glen took particular interest in "The society of playing card makers" fucking snooze snooze.

We pitched up in a bar by the train station and when we ordered the beers we looked over to see a sign saying "Please Help Yourself" on a table

 containing bread jam and cheese and suchlike. A few people helped themselves and very nice it was too. Glen decided he wanted some and

 when he went there the manageress told him off as it was only for people purchasing coffee. Fucking hilarious especially when the councillor on

 him came out and he had to get his point across.

After a couple it was on the train to Dartford where we pitched up in a really old Pub for a couple then onto another. This was where Daz pitched

 up and immediately started taking the piss. I think we are getting payback from when we were merciless about his Fake Stone Island at Palace.

 Glen obviously feeling a bit self conscious about his attire bought another top from the market. This was equally as shocking so much so when

 Goff see it he ripped it in half and Glen had to wear it for the rest of the day as a waist coat. On the way to the next pub loads of stupid hats and

 glasses were bought from the market. The next pub was best as we was here for a while with a bit of music dancing and photos of all the attendees.